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There are a metric ton of blog posts here (I know because I’ve weighed them),
but if you want the Cliff’s Notes version, check this out!
Our Visit with the (Hooker) Ghost of Christmas Past…
I told you these posts would be teensy weensy, right? Well, how’s this: We were NOT visited by a hooker on our Thanksgiving trip – dead or otherwise. The end. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nah, I joke! Here’s the story: I...
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My Blog Friends Got to See: This Post.
So I’m about to do something either really super fun – or really super stupid. And I need your help to make it the former. Here’s the deal: I’ve always emphasized that I am a prolific writer who blogs — not a prolific blogger who writes. And that’s mostly the case....
Happy Thanks(not)giving: Embracing an Attitude of Ingratitude…
Here it is almost the end of November, a month chock-full of holidays (Yay Veterans! Yay Pilgrims! Run turkeys — run like the wind!) and relentless, tireless revelations about how fucking grateful we all are. Now this is where I’m potentially going to piss some of...
Dear Universe (The Addendum): Oops. My Bad…
So there I was, sitting down to dinner with my family one glorious night a few weeks ago to a sublime serving of steamed salmon and broccoli (or maybe it was Kraft Mac-n-Cheese with chopped Lil' Smokies...I forget), and I found myself breaking the cardinal rule of...
I love you. Now go away…
I know. I suck. It's been a loooong time. And now, I'm totally teasing you. Here's the deal: A great bloggy buddy of mine, Catherine at Simply Solo, invited me to write a guest post over in her hood like a ba-jillion years ago. And I accepted -- not knowing the...
Dear Universe: Can You Hear Me Now?
I am a believer. I’m not entirely sure what I believe — or why I believe — but I can say for sure and certain that I believe. And I believe others can believe how they want to believe their beliefs. But one thing I don’t believe (and you may want to lean forward so...
Six Degrees of Mikalee Byerman
A.K.A. The Big-Time Confession, Part 2 In our last episode, we learned: Ricky Martin = gay. Kiefer Sutherland ≠ gay. Shania Twain is CRAZY (in love with her ex’s new wife’s ex). Mikalee Byerman is CRAZY (crap: no parenthetical content here. I just may be crazy.)...
Man! I Feel Like a Woman (with a Big-Time Confession to Make…)
Sooooo. How's it going? What's new in your worlds? How's life? Kids and pets doing ok? Nothing really new to report here. Things are like totally super boring in my world. No news. So maybe I'll just wrap this up quickly. Nothing to see here. In fact, feel free to...
Hey Divorce, I Found Your Groove. But I’m Not Giving it Back…
Twitter is all atwitter yet again about the hot topic of divorce and the New York Times, only this time, it’s not the affront to the “Vows” section embodied by my second favorite dastardly duo, Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla. Nope, this time it’s this...
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