by webdev | May 30, 2012 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols
(My Open Letter to the Ass Hats Who Tried to Break Into My Home — While I Watched) __________________________________________ Dearest Douche Canoes: Like I didn’t have enough trust issues. So there I was a coupla weeks ago, working from home on a Monday. And guess...
by webdev | Apr 4, 2012 | Writer Chick
Who’s with me? Isn’t “I Know You Are But What Am I?” indubitably the single most profound verbal bitch-slap ever to use against anyone who calls you a name? Childish? Probably. But a total zinger nonetheless. Just remember: I have a brother who’s two years older than...
by webdev | Jan 26, 2012 | I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce
You’ve all seen ’em before: The “What’s Your (fill-in-the-blank) Name” games that make their rounds on Facebook and throughout the vast social media-sphere (media-verse? media-laxy?). And really, they’re annoying. If by “annoying” I mean...
by webdev | Dec 15, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce
People who know me know I have a very special relationship. With my car. I fucking love my car. My car crush probably began because it was so implausible — how I could negotiate an amazing deal for a car this impossibly hot (well, for a family sedan…) ON MY OWN was...
by webdev | Nov 23, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Here it is almost the end of November, a month chock-full of holidays (Yay Veterans! Yay Pilgrims! Run turkeys — run like the wind!) and relentless, tireless revelations about how fucking grateful we all are. Now this is where I’m potentially going to piss some of...