So who am I, exactly?

Crazy tall. A type-A grammar geek. The proud mother of three amazing souls who can all say the 50 states in alphabetical order in about 30 seconds flat (because I can, too). A woman with serious, deep-seated insecurities because I can’t roll my tongue like a taco.

But not in that order.

Now, maybe you’re more interested in what I do professionally. And that’s easy to summarize in two words: I write. I write about being crazy tall, tongue insecurities and all manner of topics. I write funny, I write serious — doesn’t matter, as long as I’m writing.

Oh, and because you might be curious: It’s MIK-kuh-lee BY-er-mun. Which rhymes with Prickly Fireman.

You’re welcome.